I am an NPC

I am a predestined collection of atoms acting as a funnel for solar energy. I will likely use words such as "want," "try," or "need" when referring to my actions and emotions. It should be understood that I, as a matter-energy complex, have no inherent willpower. Rather, I simply exist, using my environment to move towards stability. I'm not a real person, I'm just watching a really long, interesting, and painfully realistic movie.

My name is Mud, and I use gender neutral pronouns. I stumble through life in America with a mind that rarely leaves it's cozy nest in the clouds, high above the tangled mess of interpersonal micropolitics. I'm terrible at remembering things, and I can't tell my left from my right.

I spend a lot of my time actively roping myself down back to earth through physical activity (yoga/running/lifting/gardening) in order to focus on inhabiting the confines of my body. The rest of my life may be characterized as chewing my way through worldly information as fast as I can digest it. My appetite for influence seems to be unlimited, although my metabolism might be somewhat slow. Everything is interesting.

This site is an attempt to size up my dinner plate.